Avast, Guacamole!

Ahoy, mateys! This be the recipe fer the best guacamole ye'll ever lay yer eyes on. 'Tis quick an' easy t' make, yet will make any buccaneer's taste buds sing shanties o' delight.

1. Begin by cuttin' an' slicin' a ripe avocado. Scoop out the flesh and put it in a bowl.
2. Next, squeeze the juice of a whole lime into the bowl.
3. Finely chop a quarter of a red onion and add it to the mix. Follow up with a minced garlic clove.
4. Dice a tomato an' add it to the party.
5. Add a handful of finely chopped cilantro to the bowl an' mix well.
6. Sprinkle with salt an' pepper, t' taste.

That's it, ye scallywags! 'Tis ready! Serve with some tortilla chips and watch yer crew devour 'em. Arrr!